Showing posts with label Dario Argento. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Dario Argento. Show all posts

Saturday, 7 June 2014

'The Eyes of Laura Mars' - 7 Wonderful Overblown Films of the 70s, Part 2




This is the follow up post to my post on Lipstick, a fair while ago.  Got distracted in the writing up of this series.  There’s sposed to be 7 films in total I’m looking at (not reviewing, as I have no intention of being even handed, this is personal, I’m just telling you what works for me and why).  There’s a thing with films made in the 70s – risks were taken that aren’t now. Colours used.  And of course, attitudes vary enormously – the 70s is over 40 years ago now, it’s almost a world away already.  The films made then simply wouldn’t get made now, for many reasons.  And when they are remade…you can see the enormous differences between cultural attitudes then and now, whats permissible, what isn’t.

The idea of The Eyes of Laura Mars (a cult film of 1978 that you will love or hate) is that there’s a series of brutal murders going on. Laura Mars, a high end fashion photographer, has visions through the eyes of the killer – she can see what is happening in real time, but can’t stop it.  The detective in charge of the case, John Neville, first suspects her, but then realises she can’t be doing it, she’s clearly elsewhere.  Who is doing it?  Can they get to the killer before more murders?  Yes, you’ve heard of this plot before, it’s a nice oldie, with elements borrowed from around and about. 


One of the things that made the film talkworthy at the time (and now) is the issue of the glorification of violence, the glamourisation of it.  Not just toward women, but necessarily, moreso than men (as that is the cultural way of it – then AND now).  Laura Mars has an exhibition, at the start of the film, of her glamourised, almost Bond-ean images of murders – victims in fur coats and jewels; men smiling urbanely with smoking guns.  But these images are next to others less plastic and shiny, other murder scenes that the detective has noticed mirror almost exactly, real murder scenes.  He wants to question Laura Mars.  Meanwhile, she is being interviewed by the TV, desperate for a quote on her gory images.  Where do they come from in her?  (Her visions, but she can’t say that.)  She comes out with the classic response of film makers as to why she uses violence in a glamourised way –
LAURA: [I show] an account of the times in which I live.  I’ve seen murder…moral murder.  I can’t stop it, but I can show it, I can make people look at it.

REPORTER: Aren’t you desensitizing people to violence?

LAURA: I think I’m doing the exact opposite.

Whether you agree with the logic there or not, its one of the pegs the film is hung on.  Whether to show violence in art has any purpose or not. (I think it does – it can powerfully horrify and repulse you, leaving you with a sadness that it ever happens; but you have to be oh so careful, don’t you…or you end up showing lovely lovely violence, Argento’s ‘beauty of death’[1], specifically in females; with such a joy…that the message of the nastiness and finality of killing – gets lost, doesn’t it?  Or does it…?)

The film starts for me with a model shoot soundtracked by a song I could never get out of my head, ‘Lets All Chant’ by the Michael Zager Band.  When I first saw this film, not that long after it hit video, its sparkliness and glamour was much tied up in this song – shallow, catchy, loud and a bit confusing, meaningless.  The film has that feel: like its trying to say something very important (the violence message), but its confusing its own thinking (by loving the violence!), and its own genre feel (by the thriller becoming a horror becoming a bit of a doomed romance).  The more I watched it – as it fascinated my adolescent self enough to watch multiple times – the more I felt it did make sense, but emotionally, rather than narratively.  I’ll explain.

The film is sposed to be about Laura Mars (Faye Dunaway) – what she sees, feels and experiences.  The increasing wreck of her life.  (But it isn’t, for me.)  In the early scenes, she’s wearing a white nightdress and mad bed hair – looking for the killer only she can see in her head, its our introduction to her visions: vulnerable at home, trying to work late at night, increasingly wearing a worried I-Could-Go-Insane-Any-Second face (bit distracting the way she looks just like Piper Laurie in Carrie, in these scenes).

At the exhibition, the detective, John Neville (the ever underrated Tommy Lee Jones) looks sadly and disgustedly at the pictures.  A naked dead oiled body, stood on by a dog.  He meets Laura without being aware it’s her.  He says: “It’s tragic.  This hype, this junk, passes for art these days.” 

He meets her again after the second murder she is connected to, one of her colleagues.  She claims to have seen it in her head.  He’s trying to understand that her ‘art’ is her trying to process the real horrors she sees in her mind. Meanwhile, there’s a funny scene going on outside, where some of the models are sitting in a row outside his office with other people, waiting to be seen.  “I feel like a hooker”, one of them says (fur coat, hugely lurid 70s makeup, massive lipgloss, huge hair, lingerie under coat – she looks like a cartoon hooker from a 70s copshow.  This film did amuse me with its playing with stereotypes and looks of things, what we read from what we see.  And that perennial argument of whether a model is a sort of hooker, how much muse and how much puppet…).

There’s some noteable supporting performances here: Brad Dourif plays  Laura Mars’s driver, the ex convict Tommy, and does a very credible 70s stereotype of a wild eyed, wild haired slight nutter, who carries a flick knife and has a crush on Laura.  He becomes one of the obvious suspects in the film.  As does her ex-husband, played by Raul Julia, looking wonderfully parasitic and cruel as a would-be novelist.  Rene Auberjonois does a masterfully funny right hand man performance: he suspects anyone, everyone, bitching about Tommy the driver, Neville, the detective – till he is killed off too.  Lisa Taylor and Darlanne Fleugel play two models who are the main other female characters - and they are wonderfully done, layered and interesting.  And killed.

But the performance to watch in this film, and the character the film is REALLY all about in my opinion, is Tommy Lee Jones, as Detective Neville.  He has a face of calm, relaxed blankness.  That blankness is vital.  He looks very gentle.  Sad luminous doggy eyes.  Moves confidently, but without macho swagger.  Everyone likes him.  Seems considerate.  There’s a softness to him despite his hard and no doubt disillusioning job as a murder detective.  When he first meets Laura in his office (as opposed to the botched meeting at the exhibition), she has a sadness to her; he has an alert penetrating edge.  He doesn’t laugh at her for saying she sees the murders in her head.  He seems concerned.  It causes her to show vulnerability; he is warm to her, he wants to help her. They have an instant and very well played chemistry, that’s told almost exclusively through their body language and eyes. 

She asks him why it all seems to be about her, about the people she knows, why her friends are being killed.  He suggests the killer could feel she’s “promoting porno and decadence and he’s on a mission to clean up the world”.  When he visits a shoot, you can see from the blankness on his face and behind his eyes that he’s drawing conclusions, judging, linking it to the violence he sees in his work.  His character is consistently the main instrument of the anti-violence argument the film plays with.  (Just to muddy the issue, this isn’t actually a horror film, more of a psychological thriller that’s scored and soundtracked like a horror.  Has all the 70s sawing horror violins, shock crescendos and palpitating chases.  Bit like the soundtrack to the first Friday the Thirteenth, later.) 

The scene where they confess vulnerability and romantic feeling to each other is on the one hand laughable, because it’s played so sentimentally; but its real honesty saves it from slushiness.  When Tommy Lee Jones’s face cracks into a smile, finally, as he trusts her, he looks so boyish and young, innocent.  Before he leaves her, he gives her a gun, and kissing her, reassures her, as she doesn’t want it – “If you have to use it, you’ll be doing the son of a bitch a favour”.

Can you see where all this is going?  In the midst of murder and terrible sadness, violence in the mind becoming art, becoming violence outwardly again, two lonely people find a connection for a short time.  Before the film cruelly takes it away (of course).  And confusingly, as you’ll see.

Just as they plan to go away together, the murders having been falsely pinned on Tommy, Laura is packing and sees another vision, very close by, her ex husband being killed.  She sees the killer coming for her door and runs to it, bolting it, just as someone starts banging.  She panics and screams, at which Detective Neville bursts in through the window behind her, showering glass everywhere.  Best scene in the film follows.  He comforts her, tries to convince  her there’s no one there, that Tommy did it all.  He starts to tell Tommy’s story to her.

He hated you.  He felt you were glorifying violence…that death shouldn’t be used to sell things.  Death is…a sacred thing.  His mother.  Tommy’s mother.  Hysterical woman, hooker.  She used to leave him, three or four days at a time, in a little one…in the same diaper…while she sold her ass up and down the streets of the nation’s capital.  It wasn’t very pretty.

She interrupts him, says this isn’t Tommy’s story, she knew Tommy well.

He carries on, ignoring her.

One day the father came home, I think it was the father…no, it was the father, and outraged about the condition of the child, he slashes her pretty throat for her.  I sat there and watched the blood dry on her face till it was just about the colour of your hair.

She sees what he’s said.  He abruptly changes facial expression.  That soft blankness solidifies, becomes harder.  He says:

I don’t know what you see in that son of a bitch.  He can’t even pay his light bill.  He can’t finish his dissertation, he’s been working on it three years.  See this body?  That’s my work.  If it was up to him we’d weigh ninety-eight pounds.  I’m the one who feeds him.  I’m the one who takes care of him.  I’m the one who pays the bills…I’m the one you want.

As he says that last, his eyes swivel to face her, his hand held up to the side of his face, a very feminine gesture.  It occurs to you watching, then, that the side of him you’ve been enjoying throughout the film is very soft and feminine, gentle and kind, despite the horrifying job – he manages to be a sort of manly that doesn’t preclude kindness, consideration and concern.  Despite the model of mothering he’s had.  The killer side of him is nothing but hardness and judgement, vengeance: a very whittled down idea of what a man is.  Yet the gesture the killer side of him makes, that so feminine face cupping gesture ‘I’m the one who looks after him’ – the killer side is his mother, his nurturing side?  It’s a wonderfully ambiguous thing Tommy Lee Jones does here.

He comes at her with a screwdriver, to get rid of this woman peddling the joys of violence, but he pauses, and she throws herself at him, hysterically, telling him she loves him.  He pushes her away.  They have been before one of those floor to ceiling bedroom mirrors, fitted to the walls.  He sees himself where she had been.  The look on his face then is so perfectly acted: such depths of sad, resigned self loathing (it’s actually a perfect pictorial representation of how I feel on a real downer). The kind side of himself and the killer side see each other and watch themselves. He looks ready to cry, mouth broken.  He stabs the mirror, his eyes look deadened.  His body stays motionless.  There’s a lovely shot of him before the mirror: one image of him whole and steady, but horrified; another with no head, just the fractured glass radiating out.  It’s a heavy handed psychological image, but it’s perfectly apt. 

He slowly turns to her and says: “If you love me, kill him.  Now.  Please.  Please.” He mouths ‘I love you’ several times, all the time taking the gun and putting it into her hands and holding her hands to his stomach.  She shoots.  He dies.  She calls the police.  She says: “He came here to kill me.  But he couldn’t do it.  Because he really did love me.”  Film ends.

Now. That is one of the most messed up scenes emotionally, in the messed up films I spent much time watching in the formative years of my teenage time.  And yet it truly spoke to me, its weird contradictions really made me think.  This is what it said to me, this film:

She started seeing visions of his murders.  The murders she was illustrating in the exhibition which the film opened with were his.  He has started – for whatever reason – reacting to his work as a murder detective, with judgement.  He had started to kill those he felt were in the wrong: bad hookers.  Violent fathers.  People profiting from the fragility of others.  The list was long, it could have been endless, once you stand in judgement where can it end? 

But the thing is, the visions she started to get weren’t of any murders; they were of the murders he started to commit – so she had a link to him, right from before he met her.  She made the violence he was re-enacting from his past and channelling through to her unknowingly, into art.  It was the only way she could process it.  He hated that.  Started killing people she knew as punishment, a clean up, for her glamourisation of death, the belittling of it.  But his softer side, finds love and trust with her, a way of healing his awful past.  (How much does his killer side know of her, of how much she sees of his killings?  The framing of Tommy for his own murders – did the killer side do that, or did the softer side do that, unknowing?)  When his bad side comes to kill her, the softer side won’t let him.

But then she kills him; so both his sides are gone.  And now she has had to kill, whereas before she has only witnessed violence.  And so the cycle of violence perpetuates despite love.  Or was that, that love ended the violence…albeit with more violence?  And: it didn’t affect the outside world at all.  That will carry on, all the violence there.  Hmmmmmmm.

This film confuses its own message.  Some critics said it didn’t really have one; it was playing with the idea of criticising filmic violence, using it as a glossy excuse to show more of the same.  You could certainly look at it that way.  You could say it was very clever and unsettling that the main anti-violence mouthpiece throughout the film turned out to be the killer; himself broken by early exposure to violence, warped.

You could also think that it makes more sense when you look at it as simply a love story within a very violent set of circumstances.  Where love did indeed triumph over violence in one personal story; but that that love had to make the hardest choice, and not get a happy ending.  A very damaged person was able to see their own damage, but were not strong enough to be healed without help; in fact they didn’t survive at all – but they did not do any more damage.

Did the narrative of this film choose a violent end because it was simply more dramatic?  Probably.  A happy ending would have felt like a cop out after the powerhouse performance of Tommy Lee Jones and both his personalities.  An anti-climax.  A ending that justified and held consistent the stance the film took on violence, would have been the dramatically unsatisfying one where he was taken away to a psychiatric hospital for some severe and longterm therapy, and Laura would have helped him, lovingly.  She too, would no longer have been seeing the visions that prompted her to turn violence into art; so no more glorification of violence that could be misread by unstable people.  Instead, we have the dramatically satisfying, definitely, but emotionally confusing end of him having to die by violence to end the violence he was perpetuating, because of the violence done to him emotionally, as a child.

You know…it sounds like it makes sense, but its like one of those time travel films where you’re ok when you’re watching, but after, you leave, and all the little paradoxes are nagging away at you.  Its perfectly ok for a film to be ambiguous and have as many paradoxes as it wants – but the highly polished and glamourised look of the whole film, when complaining about highly glamoursied violence in film and art makes it feel hypocritical; instead of the other interpretation where you can say – ‘well, what chance do any of us have, when these images come at us all the time?’

The reason I laid out that last scene for you in such nauseating detail was that whilst it probably reads trite as anything, or cliché – when I first saw it, it was the first film to do that kind of utterly confusing turnaround on a main characters self, that I had seen.  I was really shocked and saddened by it.  The bald way the killer side of himself narrates his childhood and mother’s murder by his father, you do believe him, you don’t imagine it’s some unreliable fantasy.  You feel a vulnerable child would have no choice but to compartmentalise in an extreme fashion in order to survive.  You can see how that boyish grin came out in the scene where he and Laura confessed love – you imagine it might be the first time he’s smiled that way.  You can see how the killer side would have been threatened by the hold Laura was starting to get over him through their love; its not she that should be protecting and nurturing the boy Neville, but him, the killer side, who has done it all along. 

The sadness that comes with this sort of love is well shown.  Obviously, over dramatised, utterly overdramatised, but the idea of loving someone with terrible baggage and not being able to save them except by leaving in some way, or making them leave…that was what made sense to me here, the giving up, the not getting what you want and need.  The film’s arguments about violence are going to remain provocatively ambiguous forever – watch it and see which side you come down on – but the love story bit does make perfect sad sense, in a weird kind of way.

I love this overblown film, for all its shallow moralising and its confusing flaws.  And for being one of the best mid period Tommy Lee Jones performances there is.  Low key, but gobsmackingly good, a study in minimal.









[1] The whole issue of Dario Argento – a director who’s horrors as you will know by now, I unapologetically LOVE, and do not see as misogynistic, despite violent and brutal scenes of female death.  There’s lots to be said on the subject of the way women are killed in horrors and thrillers, compared to the men.  Maybe I’ll post on it in future.  In the meantime – if that subject has you full of mixed feelings and you’re interested in it, try this short blog post as a starter for thinking: http://www.horror-movies.ca/horror_15321.html
And if that whetted your appetite, I would thoroughly recommend this woman’s thesis on Argento and his female violence – she’s a film student and analyses his most famous works from several angles, all interesting, whether you agree or not.  She’s a feminist too.  Many feminist identifying females like Argento’s work – and I don’t think this is just paradox, or a secret wish for …punishment or something – I think its because we see more in the films than just violence, beautifully oh so beautifully shot, lit and soundtracked.  It’s because there IS more there.  See what you think of Nia Edwards-Behi’s work: http://cadair.aber.ac.uk/dspace/bitstream/handle/2160/7170/Argento%27s+Aesthetic+Alignments.pdf;jsessionid=BDBF6BB217A097629E815A448B1B260B?sequence=1

Tuesday, 8 October 2013

What I've Been Watching This Year: Panoramic Waffle, Part 1



Here’s some stuff I’ve been watching this year, Part 1 of…all the Criminal Minds I’ve heretofore been waffling about will show up in Part 2, plus some other stuff which will show up here.  And the rambly thoughts associated with. Apologies for my idleness in not putting the year of release by the side of each film, but all these can be IMDB'ed if you need to find them. 

SPOILERS FOR MOSTLY EVERYTHING, so beware if you don't want to know!

  1. Oooh, You Are Awful!
    (AGAIN! With Dick Emery.  Used to watch this as a child with dad, and Stanley is the only other person to ever recognise it from my sketchy description [man looking at women’s bums for a tattoo combination of something for some reason].  It was lovely, and restful, and interestingly, Dick Emery is the only man I think I’ve ever seen dress up as a woman that I haven’t found offensive in some way, or unkind, or weirdly woman hating (apart from the Python pepperpots).  His drag seems affectionate, amusing and almost sexy in one case.  Mad!  Lovely film.)
  2. Dollhouse, Season 1
    (Since I waited my customary 3 years to let all and any hype calm down before watching this, I am really pleasantly surprised.  You can see the little Joss Whedon-isms all over it – ‘have I not shown you my drawer of inappropriate starches?’ Not only was the concept of taking personality imprints from one person, clearing out another, creating the ‘doll’: an empty person, then loading the imprint of one person to another a very good idea, it was also a very old one.  But it didn’t feel tired here.  It felt well explored, the various consequences and possibilities were spread out as the episodes went.  What about living forever?  What about who would pay to have fantasies enacted via an imprint?  What would they be, why?  So much of it to do with sex and violence (of course).  What if the technology got into the wrong hands and went wireless – what would the consequences be for the world?  Could technology like this ever be in the ‘right’ hands??  At its crux this was simply about who you are, and how your identity is formed, whether it can evolve, do you have a soul (that is, a steady essence that cannot be ‘erased’) – how much of yourself is your memories?  It was about identity, pure.  I had so many thoughts provoked I can’t remember what they all were.  Every episode flowing through me with this stream of associations and implications of the concept.  And like all good TV, all I can remember at the end is ‘Wow! I enjoyed that!  I FELT that!’ – and the taste and memory of good juicy thoughts.  And Topher, Whisky, Echo, Victor, Sierra, November.  Where were their lives while they paused?  Who were they?) 
  3. Remington Steele, Season 1
    (AGAIN! After the first few dud episodes, this was brilliant.  I was watching it only half, as Fluffhead was there and I had to keep re-watching, missing bits, only half giving it my attention – but the comic acting of Peirce Brosnan [e.g. the drunk episode – very funny physical acting], and its general lightness was brilliant.  Underrated.)
  4. Dollhouse, Season 2
    (Disappointing in some ways.  Whilst Topher had a personality transplant to goodness, Mr Lampton became an evil baddie – which was a great reveal but completely didn’t work as I was so invested in him being good it just didn’t wash…now why did Toby in Pretty Little Liars wash and not this?  I mean, I doubted and continue to doubt Toby is bad…but with Boyd Lampton I just rejected it.  It annoyed me, not tantalised me.  Mistake.  And apparently everyone got the last scene – Echo having Paul downloaded into her head, except me, I had to read a hundred reviews to see what had happened.  It felt like an unsatisfying ending.  I mean, after a war’s end, I too, would realistically take a nap…I just meant, the rest of it.  There were some very good things in this series, some extraordinary thoughts on abuse of power etc – but the flavour of the whole series, the development of some of the characters…pissed me off.  9/10, though nonetheless.  Despite the most downbeat happy ending ever…other than Brazil of course.)
  5. Phone Shop, Series 1
    (Started a bit dodgy, but I could see it had potential: and comedy, more than any other genre I reckon, needs to be given a bit of time to get going, to get the feel of it parameters.  It was very good,  Wiggas have never been so amusing
    J  )
  6. The Fades (BBC)
    (Bloody excellent!  So ENGLISH!  So sharp, so original, so witty, so funny, so scary!  Loved it.  20/10.  And some excellent music, Paul Thomason, whoever you are [episode 4 at the end].  Some brilliant acting from Iain de Caestecker and Daniel Kaluuya, stealing the whole thing.  But the writer Jack Thorne – full credit for that script
    J.  Why no second series?  It was forlornly set up at the end, which it shouldn’t have been, rather ruined the end, that…)
  7. Once Upon a Time, Season 1
    (Hmm – I have found the next Charmed.  Well, I didn’t find it, Daisy Ginn found it.  It’s a phenomenon.  Robert Carlyle OWNS it lock stock and barrel, and I am alarmed to fancy a creepy golden fairytale monster, but it’s also very me.  This prog manages to have the moral consistency that Charmed failed to.  And it also has a huge abiding theme: people fighting fear.  Its ALL about people’s actions as a result of fear – whether they let in run them completely and become monsters [Rumpelstiltskin], whether they fight but close off [Emma], whether they try hard to remain good [Snow] or succumb to badness because of terrible grief and insecurities [Regina] or because they feel hard done by [Cora]…or because they genuinely feel too scared to trust [Hook – I’m slipping into series 2 with those last 2, but they have kept up the emphasis of the theme, so its ok to mention here].  Brilliantly, outrageously stupid and contrived; amazingly addictive and innocent.  And some great clothes.)
  8. Carnage
    (Very funny  - Kate Winslet’s husband character stole the film.  Jodie Foster did tense very well; and the unexpected throwing up was very amusing.  The whole ‘this is the worse day of my life’ end and its recurring motif was a little puzzling though.  Maybe it was meant to show how shallow their lives were?  As it was hardly that serious, other than them clashing in views.  People really can’t take being disagreed with.  Or being offended.)
  9.  The Ghost
    (Also a Roman Polanski film, like the last.  EXCELLENT.  Thoroughly enjoyed.  Pierce Brosnan acted brilliantly, and that accent Ewan McGregor was doing was most intriguing – sort of old Estuary style cockney, sort of Oz. Excellent thriller – except I knew all along that Greta Saatchi was the one to look out for.  The gobsmacking moment of Brosnan getting shot left there no doubt that McGregor would also get it at the end.)
  10. Once Upon a Time, Series 2
    (It’s still wonderful and still has its strange little simple moral compass.  Peter Pan looks to be the villain set up for series 3.  Interesting.  Wonder if we’ll see anything more of Wendy?  Still loving Robert Carlyle.  Interestingly liked Belle better as an actress, as Lacey…)
  11. It’s a Mad Mad Mad World
    (AGAIN!  Liked this much better than I originally did.  I used to find it loud and shouty, but I found it quite amusing this time.  Ethel Merman made me laugh.  Spencer Tracy was understated.  I liked the whole silly swinging back and forth at the end.  Unexpected pleasure – and we all watched this together – Stanley because he already likes it, and Fluffhead found its loudness funny.)
  12. The Girl
    (What a pig Hitchcock was to Tippi Hedren.  Blimey.  Very much enjoyed this production.  Will go and read about Hitchcock now – had no idea how long the famous attack scene in The Birds took to film, or that he tortured her so much to accomplish it.  Or that he was such an overwhelmingly creepy bugger.)
  13. The Ward
    (A new John Carpenter film.  Had a bit of a feel of Halloween 2 about it, no bad thing.  I liked it.  I liked the Identity twist at the end – though I wish I had rewound and watched the list again, as that’s when I got it and I would have liked to read it properly. Also enjoyed the Dario Argentoesque frying of one of he characters heads; what does this say about my personality?!  Good thriller/horror.  Though it would seem that I’m the only one to think so, from what I’ve read on the net.)
  14.  Giallo
    (Hmm.  The worst wrong thing with this film is what no one else seems to have mentioned – the music.  ALL WRONG.  Adrien Brody does fine in a very mannered performance as a New York cop.  Emmanuelle Seigneur does feck all except not look pretty anymore…she is practically dead in terms of being used for anything in this; it was a very poor role for her.  The locations looked lovely; the blood looked just right for an Argento, as did the specific gore.  It was just lacking any real character, which is why Adrien Brody’s cop didn’t save it; he was too much of a wonderful stereotype to carry a plot that had bugger all in it.  It also didn’t feel like a Giallo despite trying very hard to look like one.  It didn’t have the sleaze, though it was disturbing.  But it was disturbing more in the way modern horrors can be disturbing, not in the special Argento deeply uncomfortable way of old.  Maybe this is because we fans of Argento keep wanting him to make films like he did in the 70s and its just not doable because the world has moved on.  We blame him for actually moving on; when we should have done the same!  I didn’t dislike the film as such, despite its very poor and unsatisfying ending – it was infinitely better than The Card Player, which didn’t even feel like a Dario Argento at all…this felt like someone trying to do a Dario Argento and failing!  But the glimmers were there, in the look, and feel.  Keep trying, my favourite Dario, you need to figure out what it is you’ve lost, I think, before you’ll get it back or do something different.)
  15. Lipstick Jungle, Season 1
    (Perfection of gloss.  Not a foot wrong.  Really irritated it only had 7 episodes. Andrew McCarthy…ahhhhhhh, still got it!)

So, see you on the other side, for the rest of this panoramic waffle on what I’ve wasted my time watching this year!

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Time-mining, Segment One, a short story from a few years back...


Don't bother with this blogpost if you don't like horror at all, or aren't interested in Italian horror films, it'll just tire your brain...

This is an old story I wrote, for an exercise in an Open University Course some time ago.  It’s a short horror-ish story.  More of a vignette than anything else.  I’m going to give links about what I was on about at the end – only cos if you aren’t a fan of the films of Dario Argento, you will probably find the story daft and inexplicable.  Hell – you might regardless of explanation!!  Anywaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy…..Here you go.
Bit of teenagey gothness! 
***
 Cliche and Argento

They say starting is the hard part.  That may be true of writing a song, or a soundtrack or making a film.  It wasn’t true of my best friend.  Starting, and finishing her, was the easiest thing I have finally let myself do.  

She would sit in school, years I watched this: being the butterfly, being the one everyone loved.  Spreading herself too thin.  I would be sitting next to her, with my walkman hidden by my hair, the wires sneaking back and under my collar, easy; like so much else when I finally freed myself.  Listening to her with one ear, her husky voice asking about someone else, a crisis, a wise comment…half of me would be listening to Goblin.  I had to have it on quiet; it’s an intrusive sound, those Italian geniuses.  I had a thing for Profondo Rosso for a while, then Suspiria.  It was when I hit Tenebrae that I knew I had to kill her.

I would watch her, flicking her hair, lovely blond hair, genuine, not a dye.  Like straw, the colour of straw, but soft like kitten fur…soft, so soft.

She’d turn to me, and say: ‘Do you mind if we go to Clare’s house tonight on the way home?  Her dad’s away again, and she might drink, but she won’t if we’re there, and we cheer her up?’  She’d know that if she smiled at me, let it go to her eyes, that she’d have me.  She always had me.  She’d turn back to Clare (or whoever, the mother Theresa), and hunch forward, soft caressing hand on the arm, those soft smiles, soft words.

I used to live on those moments where we’d actually, finally be alone, and she would turn those smiles and words on me.  I lived for that small time, last summer, when she let me touch her.  Touched me back.  She worried of course.  That she was becoming a lesbian!  I thought that hilarious.  I have always wanted to touch, really touch, anyone I have ever loved: to me it felt normal.  To her…she thought, I suppose, that it was an extension to caring, all that help she gave people, all that endless bloody peacemaking.  Turned out that she enjoyed this particular help, but too much for her comfort.  

I was insulted, and realised that…she didn’t really love me.  Not like I loved her. I cried quite a bit.  I played lots of Beethoven’s Moonlight Sonata, trying both to calm down, and to experience some attenuated, clearer sort of consciousness.  A pinnacle of suffering, where I would receive enlightenment.  All the while I watched her, and behaved as the faithful sidekick, as I ever had.  I didn’t ask for that time back, or her touch again.  I touched myself, I thought of her.  I started to want to be rough, to cut my nails to hard triangles and use them on her soft wetness, to scrape, to dig.  Then I realised the next logical thing.  I could help her out of her hypocrisy, her uncaring.
It was a few days after I began listening to the Tenebrae soundtrack that this dawned on me.  It was she who was the filthy, slimy pervert the killer talks about.  All I really needed was an old fashioned razor.  Some black gloves.  A white top for her to be changing into.  Forget the fancy camerawork, the famous Luna crane sequence – obviously, I couldn’t replicate that scene.  But she hated Goblin!  I could make her yell to turn it off.  Easy.

So I had the beginning of a stupid, but oddly easy plan.  Do you really want to hear the rest?  How even though I succeeded, and she is not with us anymore, and the feeling of slicing into the skin and muscle of someone you love is amazingly easy, both mentally and actually (providing the razor is sharp), I am still not happy?  It was a great trip – it really felt like a film – being caught.  I didn’t run, I sat, and I watched her die. I watched the blood congeal, I watched the edges of the wounds on her throat (it really does gout, it’s astonishing, be prepared to do a massive clean up if you don’t plan to sit and stay) change colour from that livid red, to a quite unattractive meat-sat-in-the-sun-for-too-long tone.  Sort of purple pink orange.  Not pretty.  Not that beauty of death Argento talks about.  

The more I sat, the more disappointed I got.  She was beautiful to begin with, beautiful uncaring bitch.  Then beautiful as I killed her, and she choked, and it all spilled – wow!  But then, the more time passed, the more I wanted to do it again, she was starting to seem so…boring now.  I got down on the floor and looked into her eyes, as you are told to in Four Flies on Grey Velvet, to see what the last image recorded on the retina was – whether she registered surprise or an emotion, something.  Nope.  Just empty, dead, stupid eyes.  

When the policewoman came in – it was only about 45 minutes later, Merriam made lots of noise as she went down, after all, till I cut the cause – I knew I was going to have to try to do it again.  I knew I didn’t have a plan this time, and I need forethought.  So I knew it was probably going to fail.  But even if I just got her hand when she put it up to defend herself – even just one slice…

I’m in for life.  A filmic cliché.  They say, what do they know, that I am criminally insane.  They have not loved, they have certainly not possessed.  They know nothing.  They don’t know about love, or punishment, or music, or making things look perfect.  Maybe I should have just tried to make a film?  Or write a soundtrack?  I do that now, sitting here, I get given paper.

They say starting is the hard part.  

But there’s so much inside my head.

If they gave me something sharper than crayons, I could try and get it out.

(story copyright: me!  BlackberryJuniper!, 2012)
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I’m a bit in love with the last line there: I can really hear the voice saying it.  (Aaaahhhhhh.  Moment of adoration of own stuff....ehem, ok, I'm over it.)  The whole thing is wildly cheesy, but hey – cheese is fun sometimes.  Ok, bit of explanation…Dario Argento does Italian horror films, thrillers.  He was most famous for his work of the late 60's through till early 80's, when he was more or less exclusively a horror director (he's done many other genres, as have alot of the classic Italian directors of the same generation).  I love Italian horror cinema almost more than the English.  Everything is so amazingly lurid, vivid and OTT.  (And badly dubbed: joy!)  Amazing style, and a complete lack of worry about believability too.  Makes for some unforgettable cinema.  (He's not the only great director there, either, for the genre: there are quite a few more: the Bava father and son, Lucio Fulci, and thats just 3 more famous ones - there are all sorts of hidden not so famous ones - go look, such fun!!)

Suspiria was always - and still is - my favourite: nothing like the setting of a German girls boarding school, all that red and green lighting, and evil witch covens led by an ageing Joan Bennett (my recommendation: see the incredibly atmospheric Secret Beyond the Door, 1948, with Michael Redgrave and directed by Fritz Lang: perfection...).  Wonderful stuff!  Closely followed by Profundo Rosso.  So many good actors and actresses; and the creepy and bonkers music of Goblin.

Ah, the music of Goblin, yes, very important to my little tiny story.  They did lots of work with Dario Argento on his films.  (Depending on what version of Romero's original  Dawn of the Dead you have seen - there are many more than the one, you'll hear more or less of them on that too, as a more mainstream way to hear them...).  The soundtrack for Suspiria is terrifying and screechy; for Dawn of the Dead eclectic and memorable; for Profundo Rosso (aren't I lovely to have found you the whole film - don't watch if you don't like old schlocky bloody horror films; but you're safe to listen for the music over the credits at the beginning) catchy and nursery rhymeish one minute and hooky the next; for Tenebrae, the film I talk of alot in the story - well, you'll hear it in a minute, if you click the link.  Try to imagine being teenage, very unstable, in love with your best friend - the love that, in a comprehensive school at least, still cannot speak its name...obsessed with these films and this music and...there's my story, really.

The thing about Tenebrae is that it is considered by some people to be a classic giallo type thriller. (I've referenced giallo before and won't go on about it again - think of it as a particularly unforgivingly violent thriller, early 70s style - and very very stylishly scored and filmed; its an Italian subgenre.  Despite their grittiness in places, alot of it would of course appear tame by today's torture-porn standards.  This is not a good thing.)  

The section I mention, the Luna Crane sequence was about a famous sequence in the film where a shot continued, unbroken, for a very long time (by the standards of that genre, and those times), and was accomplished using the Luna Crane, a sort of support for a steadicam - here is the sequence.  (Stanley Kubrick was famous for the same sort of work in his films, used differently.)  Its the sequence that the protagonist in my tiny story gets obsessed with, and decided to emulate when it comes to killing her best friend.  (Don't worry, its a more or less bloodless sequence - it's about the music and the camerawork, not Argento's adoration of 'the beauty of death' as filmed, surreally.  By the way, this academic article here has some interesting things to say to the critics of Argento's love for killing off beautiful women in a very violent way.  I'm a feminist, for sure, and I love his films: vive la paradox.)

I mentioned to a couple of people that this small story would have to go up with notes and they said, typical received wisdom, that if it can't stand alone it doesn't stand.  I disagree.  If it introduces anybody to the delights of giallo through these little notes - well and good!  I wouldn't call my tiny story a fan fiction either - it's a reference to what to me, is very familiar (pop) culture: if you were all as into horror films or Argento as me, you'd all know what I was talking about without need of the notes!  (There's a circular bit of logic!)

Anyway - there may be more time-mining soon, I'm reading over lots of old stuff at the moment; and its the old old story, I have precious little time to think of anything new, let alone be able to type it up right now...But don't fret, I shan't subject you to throat slittings every post.  As far as I remember, this was the only story of this kind I ever wrote....I mean: there was a funny/silly one about a cursed locket or something...but I shan't bother you with that!

Er, I better do a disclaimer here: Here am I officially telling you its not a good idea to get obsessed with anything then go and kill people, for any reason.  Tsk!  That's what fiction is for, working stuff out therapeutically...

Till next time!